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No. 8: stick a bike tire pump into your mouth and start pumping until you achieve bubble form, and you will float away like magic. simple. I suggest starting now, it may take awhile.
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Or make underage Harry mad at you.
No. 7: find Peterpan's shadow (he loses it often) and force him to give you some pixie dust.
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No. 6: Find the Ford Anglia. It should be somewhere in the Forbidden Forrest. Watch out for spiders.
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No. 5: Find Buckbeak. And remember what you learned in Hargrid's class. Don't be dumb like Malfoy.
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No. 4: travel to Diagon Alley and buy a broom. Preferably a Firebolt or Nimbus 2000. Or 2001. But a Firebolt if you want to be cooler than Mafoy.
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No. 3: buy a bunch of balloons. Being an old guy will help others overlook your craziness.
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No. 2: Find a nice old guy who likes to pretend to be a wizard who just so happens to have a hot air balloon, perhaps he'll give you a ride.
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No. 1: buy a ticket at the nearest airport. Don't forget to catch your flight. Do this often if you are rich or have a nice grandma.
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Now you can successfully achieve flight at any given moment. Well, almost.
You're welcome in advance.
p.s. I like how 4 of theses are Harry Potter.
LOL! You are so funny!
ReplyDeleteIt's funny how alot of your references are from Harry Potter. I haven't even seen or read any of them {please don't judge me} and I know EXACTLY what you're talking about. Great post, absolutely hilarious. I like the last one the best ;) :)) :P
ReplyDelete-Jocee <3
very nice. I love these kind of posts! haha
ReplyDeleteThe first picture....*happy sigh*. Have you ever flown on a plane? I have countless times, but it's not like real flying. I always fly in my dreams.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny!!! :D
ReplyDeletehaha I so want to fly with balloons!
ReplyDeleteAnd, don't forget on a bike like in ET
this is the best. :D
ReplyDeleteHahahaha... that was such a good laugh. How clever you are!
ReplyDelete*chuckle* I love this! LOL!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! I got all giddy and excited when I saw the Harry Potter pictures. I love, love, love Buckbeak too. That is one cool horse...er...bird thing (what's it called again?). ^_^
ReplyDelete@ Anna Gray: Hippogriff. Like how I know that? :)
ReplyDeleteAh, THAT's its name! I knew it was something that sounded close to "hypocrite". Forget a horse; I want a hippogriff.
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and you.
hahah! megan you crack me up! Loved this post. Especially the old guys :) and Harry potter. :)
ReplyDelete-Marissa
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I love this.
ReplyDeleteAnd I love how much Harry Potter is in this post.
But no, I will not be going after that car. I will choose a different way. I hate spiders. It's not happening.
Bahahahahahaha!! Thanks for the laugh! This is great! :)
ReplyDeleteTessa
LOVE. When I was little my friend and I used to jump off our beds and pretend we were flying. XD I want to fly on a hippogriff someday...
ReplyDeleteThis is sooo funny! I love your guest post over at Sharing Endless L'amour, by the way.
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